Seal walrus series by Jeff Koons at the Whitney. I pretty much decided that Koons is a plagiarist, a boor, and an asshole. But hot damn, I like his seal walrus sculptures. My colleague Adam Rigg recently used inflatable animals onstage to great effect. I once unsuccessfully tried to convince a director to put Malvolio in a sagging inflatable 'bouncy house' for a production of ' Twelfth night'. One day, one day I will put an inflatable ______ onstage.